It has begun...

We're in Seattle!

Cam's head is shaved. 5th base with a midget. Oiled up and dressed like a cheetah. Truly the land of the free. I spent most of the afternoon asleep, working off the hangover from the night out with Fuckin' Cayer the night before. Upon our arrival, fucking Alice wasn't picking up her phone (she was out cleaning "garbage" in front of her apartment), so Jesse and I went to a parking lot across the street, grabbed a 6'er and skated. Alice saw us across the street with a, "what the fuck?!" and we finally dropped off our huge backpacks.

The border guard! Here's the conversation,

Guard - "So, where you guys headed?"
Jerks - "Seattle for today, then down the rest of the west coast"
G - "Bah! Do it and never come back! What do you guys do for work that you can afford to do this?"
J - "Warehouse work"
G - "Get outta here!"

I WISH I were paraphrasing but that's actually what he said! You can't make this shit up.

Sleep time, it's 11:15PM and it's off to Portland tomorrow morning at 7AM. Fucking. Love it.

Portland. Four days, three nights. Night fools.

-Cam