So, I went here to update on San Fran, only to find out that I have already done so. Hm. Unexpected.
Here's a better story!
Cast - Cam, Courtney, Amanda, Two Norwegian people
Cam sits down at the table with the other humans already eating
Cam - "You guys, the most amazing thing just happened"
The Table - "What? What happened?"
Cam - "I just totally fell in love"
Courtney - "Aww that's nice! With who?"
Cam - "Well, they're actually at this table right now"
Awkward silence...
Cam - "Let me introduce you to my future wife, Sour Cream!"
Amanda - "You've got to work on your marriage proposal I think"
Cam eats sour cream and we lived happily ever after.
Story 2! Same cast!
Everyone is finished eating, but Jesse is asleep!
Cam - "Fuckin' Jesse, sleepin' through everything! I'm gonna go wake him up and you two are gonna help me"
Courtney and Amanda - "Ehhhh why don't you do it?"
Cam - "Alright, we're doing it like this. Everyone take a card"
Everyone picks a card and shows it.
Courtney - "Ha! King of Clubs!"
Cam - "Wonderful, okay none of that means anything now follow me!"
Cam walks up to the table full of food and grabs a handful of salad, with the girls following, he marches on into the room and BAM! ANGRY SALAD FIST!
Jesse doesn't move.
Then a pub crawl happened and details get very hazy, on the plus side, I mixed half a bottle of gin with some Arizona fuckin' GRAPEADE son. Yeahhhh.
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