Meeting Mr. Eagle at a Wizard Staff Party

Did last night really happen? I SURE HOPE SO.

Yep, Cam and I made some freakin' great pasta after the most long and annoying search for groceries EVER. Little, old Chinese ladies kicking our shins, stealing our meat. Just you wait, we'll show 'em what we're made of..... NAPALM.

So yeah, we walked/skated around pretty much all day. We ended up catching a trolley to Castro to get Cam's mom some really gay postcards. BEST STORE EVER. Cocks and postcards have never been so good together. Finally making it back to the hostel with the ingredients for pasta and a 12-pack of PBR, we were ready to blow some stuff up. As we began to prepare our food, we happened to start talking to a girl that was in the kitchen. Her name was Crystal and she was from Minnesota. Did I mention that she kicked serious ass?

Okay, she kicked serious ass.

Beer began to flow and pasta began to cook. We invited Crystal to join us, along with David and friends. I think that David has a man-crush on me. Hot. Sarah (from T.O., that we met in Portland) also came by! Awesome! The pasta turned out great, by the way. WIN FOR TEAM CANADA... or, is that... CAMada? Whatever! Cam brought out some cards and Kings became the name of the game. It was at this moment that Cam remembered our roll of packing tape that we brought specifically for Wizard Staffing. The night rolled on, and so did we. Four 12-packs for PBR later, we managed to have the entire ballroom cheering us on. WE HAD TO STAND ON THE TABLES TO DRINK. We ended up combining all of our staffs to create the MASTER STAFF. Yes... it touched the roof... in a ballroom with 30ft ceilings! I have to find visual proof. Sadly, I ended up having to cut it apart.

Jesse - Hey man, you have to come see this. I need to know what to do.

Hostel Worker - Uh... wow. If my manager was here, I'd get them to hang it on the wall or something. Sadly, I have to break your heart and get you to pull it apart since they aren't in until tomorrow.

And then my heart broke.

AND THEN......

We woke up at 8:30, I cracked a beer, we had breakfast and went out into the city with Crystal. Booked our tickets to LA and walked around a bunch. As we were walking, this nugget of solid fucking gold dropped from Crystal's lips.

"Where are you from, Mr. Eagle?"
"AMERICA"

And thus, we were introduced to Mr. Eagle. He will now be an important part of our lives.


So long, and thanks for all of the beer, San Fran. It was fun.

SF Version 3.6

SNAKES EVERYWHERE.

No, seriously, I almost bought a can of snakes while we were in Chinatown. We managed to wake up at about 7:30am today, which is amazing considering that we drank ourselves stupid last night. Actually, it wasn't that bad, as compared to the Salad Rage Fist night.

Anyway, we drank a 26 of Jim Beam for Andrew's birthday, then proceeded to buy 2 12-packs of PBR. They didn't stand a chance, those poor little fuckers. Jammed a bunch with our new French friend, David. Then these political douches showed up and ruined the show. POLITICS ARE A DRINKING NO NO.

They cramped our style, and our table... and our babes.

Whatever.

Tonight will be better, won't it?

The Day After

So, I went here to update on San Fran, only to find out that I have already done so. Hm. Unexpected.

Here's a better story!

Cast - Cam, Courtney, Amanda, Two Norwegian people

Cam sits down at the table with the other humans already eating

Cam - "You guys, the most amazing thing just happened"
The Table - "What? What happened?"
Cam - "I just totally fell in love"
Courtney - "Aww that's nice! With who?"
Cam - "Well, they're actually at this table right now"
Awkward silence...
Cam - "Let me introduce you to my future wife, Sour Cream!"
Amanda - "You've got to work on your marriage proposal I think"

Cam eats sour cream and we lived happily ever after.

Story 2! Same cast!

Everyone is finished eating, but Jesse is asleep!

Cam - "Fuckin' Jesse, sleepin' through everything! I'm gonna go wake him up and you two are gonna help me"
Courtney and Amanda - "Ehhhh why don't you do it?"
Cam - "Alright, we're doing it like this. Everyone take a card"

Everyone picks a card and shows it.

Courtney - "Ha! King of Clubs!"
Cam - "Wonderful, okay none of that means anything now follow me!"

Cam walks up to the table full of food and grabs a handful of salad, with the girls following, he marches on into the room and BAM! ANGRY SALAD FIST!

Jesse doesn't move.

Then a pub crawl happened and details get very hazy, on the plus side, I mixed half a bottle of gin with some Arizona fuckin' GRAPEADE son. Yeahhhh.