The Day After

So, I went here to update on San Fran, only to find out that I have already done so. Hm. Unexpected.

Here's a better story!

Cast - Cam, Courtney, Amanda, Two Norwegian people

Cam sits down at the table with the other humans already eating

Cam - "You guys, the most amazing thing just happened"
The Table - "What? What happened?"
Cam - "I just totally fell in love"
Courtney - "Aww that's nice! With who?"
Cam - "Well, they're actually at this table right now"
Awkward silence...
Cam - "Let me introduce you to my future wife, Sour Cream!"
Amanda - "You've got to work on your marriage proposal I think"

Cam eats sour cream and we lived happily ever after.

Story 2! Same cast!

Everyone is finished eating, but Jesse is asleep!

Cam - "Fuckin' Jesse, sleepin' through everything! I'm gonna go wake him up and you two are gonna help me"
Courtney and Amanda - "Ehhhh why don't you do it?"
Cam - "Alright, we're doing it like this. Everyone take a card"

Everyone picks a card and shows it.

Courtney - "Ha! King of Clubs!"
Cam - "Wonderful, okay none of that means anything now follow me!"

Cam walks up to the table full of food and grabs a handful of salad, with the girls following, he marches on into the room and BAM! ANGRY SALAD FIST!

Jesse doesn't move.

Then a pub crawl happened and details get very hazy, on the plus side, I mixed half a bottle of gin with some Arizona fuckin' GRAPEADE son. Yeahhhh.