So, as with everything we do, this itinerary is just a rough guideline as far as dates, times and activities are concerned. The places likely won't change, but there may be some instances where Jesse's like, "HOLY FUCK! I love eating bacon on donuts! Let's stay in Portland another night!" so we have alloted for 5 days of grace. I think it's 5.
ANYWAY, if anyone has any suggestions of sweet places to visit in the cities, or even better COUCHES to crash on, let us know.
United States – Anal Domination Tour ‘07
June 5th – Se motha fuckin’ attle
- overnight with Alice
- depart June 6th at 7:20AM for Portland
June 6th - 9th -Po’land!!!!
- arrive at 11:25AM
- drink PBR
- depart June 9th for Sacramento at 6:15PM
June 10th – Sacto
- arrive at 6:40AM
- get arrested in the capital
- get Governated
- depart 5:30PM for San Francisco
June 10th – 12th – San Fran
- arrive at 8:05PM
- bomb hills
- die
- depart June 12th for L.A. at 8PM
June 13th – 15th – Lost Angles
- arrive at 7:45AM
- get shot
- buy cheap rum
- go to Compton, Long Beach, Inglewoooooood
- Bob Dylan’s coffee shop
- Gold’s Gym, get PUMPED with Arnold
- Amoeba music
- Skate the Berrics
- Depart on the 15th at 9AM to Oceanside
June 15th – Oceanside/Carlsbad/Lego Land
- arrive at Oceanside at 11:20AM
- take subway to Carlsbad
- go to Lego Land
- Nollie B/S Flip Carlsbad gap
- Then kickflip up it
- Depart at 4PM to San Diego
June 15th – San Diego
- arrive at 4:50PM
- skip border to Tijuana
- get shot/stuffed with cocaine
- just kidding
- depart on the 16th at 7AM to Phoenix
June 16th – Phoenix Down
- arrive at 3:15PM
- revive Barrett
- depart at 11:30PM, cast level 4 lightning bolt
June 17th – Albuquerque Turkey
- arrive at 10AM
- walk over to Area 51, cross line, die.
- Eat turkey jerky in Albuquerque!
- Depart at 9:20PM to Dallas
June 18th – 19th – Dallas Son
- arrive at 12:15PM, just after noon
- she was a scorcher. Thought my skin was gonna fall off just touchin the sun. Yeahhhhh boy. Been on the run for three weeks now, fighting off those liberal scum bags. Glad to be back on home soil again. On the ol’ red, white and green.
- Er ah, kickflip, JAY EFF KAY!!!!!
- Eat a party platter by the book depository
- Depart June 19th at 6:15PM to New Orleans
June 20th – 23rd – N’Oleans
- arrive June 20th at 6:15AM
- might have a place to stay, bang Jesse’s mom?
- Depart on the 23rd at 8:15AM to Houston
June 23rd – Whitney Houston
- arrive June 23rd at 5:05PM
- drill for oil
- get rich, die tryin’
- depart June 24th at 6PM to Las Vegas
June 26th -28th – Las Vegas, the last free state
- arrive June 26th at 6:40AM (36 hour bus ride!)
- ether, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, enough pills to fuel a small army and a quart of rum. And a quart of tequila. We’re gonna need a typewriter. Oh and cocaine.
- bat country
- Bill Murray
- Depart June 28th at 7:50AM for (get the hell out of that god damn reptile zoo)
June 28th – Salt Lake City, Ooh – tah
- arrive at 5:10PM
- tell them our Olympics were better
- depart June 29th 12:01 PM to Olympia!
June 30th – Olympia!
- arrive at 11:25AM
- call Paolo
- go to land
- SLEEP
- Fight Rocky
- Lose
- Fight Dolph Lundgren
- Lose, and die in the ring
- Join Bloodsport
- Fight Jean Claude
- Lose
- Go to jungle with Arnold
- Get to chopper
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